Friday, January 8, 2010

"Did You Just See That Coach Flaming Across The Mall Parking Lot?"

Once, during the brief time between parking my car and walking into a Cincinnati mall, my purse caught on fire. I smelled smoke, looked around me assuming someone’s car was overheating in the humid summer weather and instead noticed a black plume of smoke coming out of my usually calm brown Coach bag. I have to admit my shock as I stopped, dropped the expensive handbag, and attempted to roll it across the parking lot. I found that an overly dramatic and attention-seeking book of matches had miraculously lit themselves to start my most unusual purse fire.

1 comment:

Jennifer said...

Your most unusual purse fire? Let's hear about the others! This is better than human combustion any day!